I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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