if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorry my hands just texted you
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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