she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
