i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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