none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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