News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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