We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
NoShamevember. You game?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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