Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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