I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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