yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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