NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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