can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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