But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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