Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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