Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
her vagine was all disorganized.
we made out on top of his cat.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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