We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
