Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Come share oat with me in your robe
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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