I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
