do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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