Me too!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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