you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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