Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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