is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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