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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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