**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you traded sex for a burrito?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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