my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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