You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
