these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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