Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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