Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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