So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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