Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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