So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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