Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
its liver damage thursday
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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