I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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