Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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