I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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