I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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