I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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