you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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