The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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