Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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