Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
