Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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