belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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