38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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