I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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