Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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