You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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