the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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