Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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