the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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