I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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