I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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