Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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