Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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