Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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