I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
